12.31.2008

New Years Faggle !



Me and the Prince of Tijuana did some mountain bicycle shredding. The uphill sucked but mashing downhill while laughing your ass off cuz thats the fastest Baja Fresh has gone since his journey here. Did a little gardening at the top of the climb trimmed the greens. Dialed jimminy christmas party at the shack the other night too. Pretty much all of the old and tired crew showed up. Myself, Chad, Grukchuck, Booby (during a cupcake break), Uncle Darren, Kerrible, and of course the valiant prince of TJ. Lots of trains got did on the hip. Uncle darren did a shamoo dive into the mini. Played bike last night with grulchuck, dante, and Baja. Chuck won amazingly (because I grew up riding trails not wallrides). Baja Fresh made a pair of pj's with an ass flap. Chuck did a sticker ride. We finally got Chad doing some new walltricks other than walltaps too. Chad "im only good at two things" Bautista left for Jew years today but had a dialed sesh at wamp wats last night. Buddy has opened a bakery believe it or not. He is in tahoe checking up on business. Chuck "Grulchuck" Nash is entering an all you can eat snausage festival and has been training hard. Marls Barkley and the Brain are scheming up an escape and Bageera is trying not to be gay. And I finally learned three sixties "ohh big stylish dirt jumper guy." Ill have pictures sooner or later and maybe a trail sesh if Andre would stop bein lazy and go dig with me. Peace and lobster feet.

12.11.2008

Ramp Rats Session


Well chucks dream finally came through. He said, "I wish the mini ramp would just hurry up and build itself!" Well we (Myself, Chad Shocktista, Andre aka Baha Fresh, Sean Hoover, and a couple of the rats) rode the shack tonight and had a dialed ass time. A couple people got dealt. I ejected from a wallride to table because I slipped a pedal. Chad got sent otb on a transfer to slasher. Sean ate shit in the mini. Chad even jumped the seven foot hip to flat. I jumped a murphed hip transfer. Baja Fresh prince of Tijauna did a whiplash on a tight rope. Chad did a couple murphdowns to fakie. Sean almost torpedoed throught the bars doing a wallride from the vert wall to the wedge. Anyways im gonna start updating the site more. And I have tons of new pictures on myspace from a cruddy six pack dirt session to the rats sessions we have been having. Peace-

5.08.2008

Lazy days



Not much been happening. We had a serious problem at the trails the other day. Some paintball kids carved a big "Fuck U" in one of our lips. Pretty much sucks but we did a little sabotage of our own. Myself, Television, and Cupcake did some patchwork last weekend. And then we had a pretty dialed session. Japanese did a three sixty transfer into a sandbox. Pretty Dialed. Other than that i'm just trying to finish school and then work a bunch this summer along with riding bikes and surfing with telvision. Yeah brah. More this weekend. Oh yeah my frame is still cracked and here are some pictures from last weekend so check the photo dumpster link. Oh yeah and the new PA Woods "save the woods" video is dialed so check out the PA woods link and buy it or if you know me come watch it some time. Anyways. Thats it. peace.

5.01.2008

Dont you ever !


Well, its almost near the end of the week which means we get to ride trails this weekend. My frame is still cracked and I still haven't done anything about it. Ha. Last night we went to Ramp Rats and had a pretty hessian session. Thundercub has been jocking out pretty hard but did some pretty dialed tucks and bermsliders. Endo was there. The purple Bandit did everything both ways. The old guys (Charles and Da Kize) did kick outs and brought back some old school. Justin Nash aka Spiccoli did and x-up bowleg one footer over the box backwards. Television didnt ride. Cupcake got a haircut and looks like the kid from Home Alone. Thats about all I have to say about that...(The picture on the left is Chad B showing us how Andre does tucks)

4.28.2008

Another day, another dollar...


So im back at school after a good weekend full of swimming, trail riding, and all around fun and naturallness (if that could be a word) So I have decided to try and warranty both my Take Ivy and Deployer and see if i could sell them if they get warrantied. Otherwise as soon as I get my tax returns Im going to buy a Howler. We will see. I also purchased the new PA woods video, SAVE THE WOODS. Pretty psyched. There is talk of television getting rid of his Joint frame as well. The photo is Cup Cake shreddin the third jump at Rosa on our Trailarrific Sunday. I put a few pictures up from our session sunday and I have plenty more they just take a while to upload. Here is a link Sheeerrrr

4.27.2008

The War has begun...

Today was the first day that we started to handle our situation with paintballers. Two of them were playing really close when we were riding the trails today. Myself and Andre 3000 started to yell at them and for some reason my brain told me to yell "Go play on the other side of the mountain." Then Televison and Chad B. came around the bend and gave 'em hell. Im pretty psyched because hopefully they will get the point. Anyways, what was supposed to be a trail.b.q. turned into a "to hell with the hot weather in the daytime lets ride this evening" kinda day. So we flew around in the sky for a while and watched movies. Trails were pretty dialed. Chad B. sheeeeerrrred a 450 x-up over the third jump and landed moto on the last jump and got deployed. Kerrible kinda got sent today too but still did some frogboggans. TV was finally out and riding after xzibit pimped his ride and was heavy seshin. Andre 3000 did tucks and un-downs. Cup Cake had his booster shot so he was going real high. We also started riding the roller line up to the trails more and are looking to finish it up soon so we dont have to pedal as much. Thats about it. Its time to watch the green screen. Peace.

4.25.2008

Sea of Green

Rode the trails today. They werent in too bad of shape for us not being out there for a week and all the little mongoloids who ride without watering. The usuals were there (Television, Cup Cake, Andre Nickatina, and Japan Cranmer) Charles was busy getting natural at a Flock of Seagulls show. My frame is cracked halfway through the toptube but I still rode the trails waiting to blow it up completely. Then Ill probably get a Howler or a Joint II. There is also a seperate blog for pictures. There will be a link on the links list and one on this post Trails Picturematography Talk of a Howler crew has been floating in the mist since my frame cracked today. There were a few pictures taken at the trails ill have them up in a few days because I use the high speed at school. Peace.

4.24.2008

New Set Up


So this is the new website. The dudes who make The Woods website use this so...I was kind of tired of angelfire and I am awaiting some funding to get a domain going so I can have something like the POW dudes have. This will work though. It is simple and easy to update as well as a lot less to type in than my old site. That site will be up for a few more days then I will shoot it like an old horse. This site is more natural. The picture on the left is the last known picture of justin nash. He was all satchelled up last night during the sesh at ramp rats. The old washed up dudes did kick outs. The little boys jocked out. TYPICAL.