Optimus Prime time...

Quote of the day: "Wanna make parchment paper and send a message to people," said David Kapeedlenose pliers. So the highlight from this last weekend was a ridiculous game of wizards stick. If you dont know what this is, it will get you hammered. Grulchuck cut his shorts like Gandolph and a stripper named Bambi from 1968. Booby showed up and made a stick out of Jaeger bombs and Heinekens. Andre the Valiant Prince of TJ made the torch of Gondor with a big pint of IPA and a couple cans taped to it. Tokyo Drift learned to speak Old English. We have been sessioning ramp rats. Not much trail riding or trail work because I am in school full time. Chad Floptista had a rough night at the ramp park. He chest bumped the deck of the seven foot hip, did a Paul Walker burnout on the concrete, and deployed his shoot like a little plastic man over the hip

Jan 13th

Trails, Trails, Trails ! Today myself, Baja, and Fermando did work at the trails. The hip line is getting there. If you read this and want to ride give me a call so you can come help fix shit up. Had a good session at the SR park. Fermando slothed around on his scooter (he broke his chain) The prince of TJ tried to be like dodge Dakota roche. I mowed the lawn and did a bunch of full cabs. Rode Wamp Wats with all the old farts tonight. Booby is still on vacation and showed up at to ride his Yamaha 250Z. He moto whipped and took Bubba Sparks out. Chad Balltista almost scorpion grinded his face trying to be an urban ninja milkshake in hand. Andre Sachel really likes the company DAKine. Chuck showed up in a lifted dodge with fifteen dirtbikes in the back and a half naked girl strapped to the hood. HE was doing fupa tucks and has a sherbert colored helmet. And Mr. Pickles will fuck you up. Here is some pictures you little maggots.

Jan 11th

Well the rain has finally slowed down so that the dirt isnt a slushy. Myself and Andre have been doing a little work at the trails. I put in a few solo sessions and even dragged R-Katie out there. Chad Plowtista is snowboarding today jumping bigger jumps on a piece of plastic than he ever has on his bike. Booby Miles has been hangin with the boys the last few days and left KY in charge of filling orders to keep Booby's Bakery in business. Andre Nacho has been riding the new invisibrake system. He finally graduated to pull-ups and jumped the big box (its more convenient to get air to clear that fence.) Wamp Wats got a new paint job and looks pretty cartoonish. Its had some tagging done to it as well. Shoeless BO Jackson painted MacD's grimace character on the PB deck. No Chad not peanut butter. Went street riding with Fermando, Baja, Dante, and Booby in SR. Rode a hip in a construction site that looked like it should be in Tony Hawk. Fermando did a big tuck. Chad did a fishbone to tire tap on the wall next to the hip. Booby tried to climb candy mountain. Booby got ass blasted on a curved wall. Grandpa didnt have street moves and just sat there. (Thats me) Not much got done as far as riding went but fun was had. Been ridin the shack like ever night. Here is a bunch of pictures. Oh and by the way all you grulcheeseheads owe me a vader roll. HA