I miss trails...

So its been a minute since I had an update. I am missin the trails because its been pissing rain here for the last week. The trails were already squashy because of the ground water, even when it was dry, I can only imagine what its like now.
I took a trip up to the P.O. Dub, my neck of the woods. Rode with Brennen Britton (BEAN), the boss of Solame, and Justin Inman. Had a kick as time. Good night out at the bars with the old snakepit crew.
Had a pretty good sesh at Benecia (Myself, Booby, Chadista, The Prince of TJ and trail Japsy) The park was crowded with little kids and red shells. We had a downhill race down mount doom. Booby Stewart did it brakeless and pee'd his pants. Rode a sharty ass meth ditch. Andre Musclemilkatina broke a door handle.
We have been havin O.A.T.(Chuck called us Old And Tired) sessions at Wamp Wats. Booby Stewart Little has been gettin his scrub on at the park. He even beat Chad with a no footed can opener over the hip (complete with bro shoes) Trail Japsy learned one footed clap on/off suicides. Chad Adultista learned table flop one footers the real way (instead of doing inverts when your foot falls off, PUSSY!). I just do kick outs and crack nacs. Grulchuck simply keeps it real.
Thats all I got. peace.

Optimus Prime time...

Quote of the day: "Wanna make parchment paper and send a message to people," said David Kapeedlenose pliers. So the highlight from this last weekend was a ridiculous game of wizards stick. If you dont know what this is, it will get you hammered. Grulchuck cut his shorts like Gandolph and a stripper named Bambi from 1968. Booby showed up and made a stick out of Jaeger bombs and Heinekens. Andre the Valiant Prince of TJ made the torch of Gondor with a big pint of IPA and a couple cans taped to it. Tokyo Drift learned to speak Old English. We have been sessioning ramp rats. Not much trail riding or trail work because I am in school full time. Chad Floptista had a rough night at the ramp park. He chest bumped the deck of the seven foot hip, did a Paul Walker burnout on the concrete, and deployed his shoot like a little plastic man over the hip

Jan 13th

Trails, Trails, Trails ! Today myself, Baja, and Fermando did work at the trails. The hip line is getting there. If you read this and want to ride give me a call so you can come help fix shit up. Had a good session at the SR park. Fermando slothed around on his scooter (he broke his chain) The prince of TJ tried to be like dodge Dakota roche. I mowed the lawn and did a bunch of full cabs. Rode Wamp Wats with all the old farts tonight. Booby is still on vacation and showed up at to ride his Yamaha 250Z. He moto whipped and took Bubba Sparks out. Chad Balltista almost scorpion grinded his face trying to be an urban ninja milkshake in hand. Andre Sachel really likes the company DAKine. Chuck showed up in a lifted dodge with fifteen dirtbikes in the back and a half naked girl strapped to the hood. HE was doing fupa tucks and has a sherbert colored helmet. And Mr. Pickles will fuck you up. Here is some pictures you little maggots.